You might spend only three or four minutes on one level, doing nothing but walking and jumping a bit, before reaching the next. Now Playing: Duke Nukem Forever Video Reviewĭuke Nukem Forever is a treatise on what happens when random ideas are slapped together without regard for how they fit with one another. This is a few seconds before Duke delivers his repeated line about pork chop sandwiches.īy clicking 'enter', you agree to GameSpot's That is, unless your idea of fun is to catch an occasional glimpse of digital nipples while you jump and drive around, and only occasionally shoot a few brain-dead aliens.
In Duke Nukem Forever, there is little joy, little excitement, and little fun. He receives a lap dance from a topless stripper, smacks monsters in the crotch to humiliate them, and has no problem using words beginning with the letter "f." But there's nothing sexy, provocative, or sly about his portrayal in this long-awaited sequel. Sure, he spouts the occasional sexist quip. Neither crowd is likely to get worked up over Duke's actions here. Some see the cigar-chomping alpha male as a misogynist pig others see a clever and ironic take on macho cliches. Duke may be an icon, but he's just going through the motions in this stitched-together collection of poorly paced levels, which do the unimaginable: they make Duke boring. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.So this is what we've been waiting for, it seems: a tedious and unattractive sci-fi shooter that would quickly hit the bargain bin if it weren't called Duke Nukem Forever. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.
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